It’s a challenge and an exercise, posed by Good, a new magazine “for people who give a damn.”Â You’ll find it in the March/April “Media Issue” on the back page. Couldn’t resist, of course. Since I give a damn, I gave it my best, putting together all sorts of my ideas on a single page. Especially, the one about teasing stories … Make people buy it, open it and read! (Sure it’s tacky, but so are people who’ll read that Page One story and not fork over 50 cents.) Since you probably can’t read the thumbnail image posted here, click here to see a full-blown .pdf of my “New Paper” front page.
You’re relaxing on the couch or in your easy chair, reading a story about … a politician ranting … a great new song … the world’s worst snorer. Wouldn’t it be nice if you didn’t have to move to see or hear a clip? Just hear or see it on your cell. Maybe the story has a number to dial. For each clip. Or, better yet, to downloadÂ all the clips at once. Then you pick the ones you want. Might have some sort ofÂ instant access if cellphone cameras could be used as barcode-readers.Â Just point at some scanner code, and, voila, you get the clip. Could make newspapers much more immediate and fun … and get people saying to friends and fellow commuters, “Hey, did you see this?”
You”ll find manyÂ wild ideas here. Ideas to inject new life and energy into newspapers.
But here’s the most revolutionary, evolutionaryÂ idea of all.
In oneÂ swell foop, itÂ capitalizes onÂ many points presented here:
- Job 1: Be less boring.
- News is not the answer.
- It’s time toÂ empower the renegades on staff.
- Dare toÂ brainstorm the blank page.
- Really find out what readers what.
In a single section, it’s possible to do all of the following:
- Create a perpetual innovation machine.
- Reverse the life-draining outflow of content to the Web.
- Get readers more involved than ever.
- Add candor,Â creativity, humor and surprise.
- ShowcaseÂ content no other local media outlet can.
Look at what’s been thriving lately on the Web: MySpace. YouTube. Blogs. Forums. Places where million of people fulfill their need to have their time in the sun, their 15 zillion nanoseconds of fame. Newspapers have been remote, distant from their readers, who get a spotlight only in letters,Â ads,Â announcements,Â orÂ some limited poem/drawing/photo page.
Change that. Radically. The salvation of newspapers could lie not in feeding the Web but in stealing ideas from it.
Call this new section:Â The People Pages … The People’s Ex-Press … YourSpace …Â The Youse Paper, as we might say in Philly. Or ByPopular Demand. Fill itÂ with anything and everything that lets readersÂ shine. The list of possibilities is long … and it better be to save a medium.
The content? As marketing genius Abe Lincoln once said: This section would be “by the people, of the people, and for the people.”
It would beÂ reader approved. Yes, polls and surveys, both in print and online would perpetually shape the content, forcing it to evolve.
There’s even a way itÂ couldÂ be financially supported by readers.Â Smart business upsell their products. How about this “premium” subscription idea? For so much more a year, you get so many freeÂ announcements (anything from love notes for Valentine’s Day to birth announcements toÂ death notices) or classified ads, or even just a box of reader shout-out space in our newÂ YourSpace section.
Staff would beÂ involved (there’s always a price), butÂ mostly in selecting and shaping in ways thatÂ empowerÂ andÂ gratifyÂ readers — or in creatingÂ graphics and briefsÂ about ordinary folks. Â Oh, and in making the section look good with photos and illustrations.
A sampling of the possible ideas:
- My Room … My Fridge … My Shopping Cart … My Gift Idea … (What I Bought and Why).
- Original reader one-liners, like the Atlanta Journal-Constitution‘s “The Vent.”
- Original mini comics (graphic short stories, longer than panel cartoons).
- “Everybody’s a Critic.” A column with short opinions on anything. (See “Low-Brow Brigade” post.)
- Best of blogs, sports forums, YouTube,Â MySpace and FaceBook, withÂ emphasis on local people.
- “Reality shows” that follow the lives of readers.Â (Do you own Bachelor, Biggest Loser or Apprentice.
- Talk of the Towns: PositiveÂ newsy notes about your neighbors. Or “My Friend. My Hero. My Neighbor”Â Testimonials.
- Contests / quiz shows in which readers compete.
- Provocative comments culled fromÂ stories on the Web.
- Results of all sorts of Internet polls.
- A Talk About TV forum (what’s with mostly doing reviews, which talk about shows before anyone else has seen them?).
- Poetry, fiction,Â plays … as long as it’s short and preferably illustrated.
- People’s pix .. best local pictures posted online … babies, pets, gardens, friends and family.
- Letters to the editor off the beatenÂ social-studies track.
- Jokes. Yes. Including visually humor PhotoShopped art.
- Classifieds, birth/wedding/death announcements, any otherÂ adsÂ ads from regular readers.
You’ll find more possibilities mentioned on other parts of this blog.
In short, craft a lot ofÂ your Website so it not only entertains people online,Â but generates content for this section. (Note: I haveÂ even better ideas for synergistic Web content I’m holding back toÂ further develop.)
What’s the appeal?Â Online, visitorsÂ can be overwhelmed by all the choices.
This section will package it all in a handy, portable entertaining way.
It should look nothing like a newspaper. Screw the columns. Screw the rectangular pictures.Â No strings of paragraphs. An inviting chaos of small art, little bold headlines and easy to read text blocks. Staffers who work on this should be short-form thinkers.
MakeÂ it mostlyÂ local. But make itÂ partlyÂ national. Humor can be universal.
And share content withÂ other papers. Help each other out.
Create an Associated Ex-Press … sharing print-worthy content from the Web.
To give newspapers new energy, life and hope.
The mission is to brainstorm waysÂ to make papers asÂ useful, newsy and entertaining as possible, with almost universal appeal. Impossible? Here’s anÂ idea that forÂ a singleÂ featureÂ that mightÂ manage to do all that.Â Â Â
People mostly live in three worldsÂ these days:Â Home. Work (or school). And car. So just thinkÂ of all the high-interest subjects a dedicated Car Life Columnist might explore:
Traffic miseries and mysteries … Road conditions & construction news … Gas prices and mileage Â … New gizmos and gadgets for commuters and families (from TVs for kids to navigational systems) … Car repair and maintenance … Beating traffic tickets … The confusing world of maps, directions and signs … Alternative fuels … The drive-through world (this year: The Drive-Through Nativity) … Health (stay awake!) and safety (teens, alcohol, drugs) … Regular and satellite radio Â … Psychology (road rage, sexual politics of asking/giving directions, keeping kids amused) … Where to park … Â the list is endless.
Who wouldn’t be interested in such a column? (OK, readers ofÂ a Mass Transit Columnist.) Car Life would lend itself to a team approach, too,Â switching to different writers who explore different routes, use different vehicles, drive at different times, etc.
Using cellphone-to-blog technology, such a columnist could even file live reports online. Bottom line: Readers would love us forÂ making driving less of a pain in the ass!
Many readers crave moreÂ comic relief from the onslaughterÂ (cq)Â of scary news. Humor columns and comics areÂ traditional choices.Â Here’s another:Â Have aÂ dedicated visual and lateral thinkerÂ whose mission is toÂ concoctÂ all sorts of amusing or fascinating short forms. Graphics. Lists. Charts. Quizzes. Photos. Mini-essays. For anywhere and everywhere in the paper, from business to sports to the front page. Could be factual and informative (Team’s Top Felonious Draft Picks) orÂ purely imaginative (5 ideas forÂ sequels to Snakes on a Plane).Â Fun could be contagious, inspiring other staffers and readers to get in on the act.Â Works well online, too. The rewards are worth the risk.Â
If on-the-fly sidebar creativity seems too scary, considerÂ recurringÂ boxes and briefs. Here are some possibilitiesÂ that are amusing, useful or both:
How to Save 50 Bucks (At Least). Your daily reminder that â€œHey, this paper is such a bargain!â€ Advice could be anything from bike maintenance to anger management to websites with free stuff.
Offbeat / Oddball News. Websites like fark.com and hits on philly.com and nbc10.com prove oddball news is extremely popular. Revive to liven up the A section. Include fun art.
Highlights and Lowlifes. A daily attitude-laced gossipy column about the private lives of sports stars. Have fun sidebar boxes like â€œWho Am I?â€ or â€œWho Said it?â€ or a trivia quiz. (At least, a weekly look back.)
Quips and Rips. A daily freewheeling Internet-style message board. Shares all sorts of anonymous reader remarks. Page 2 of features. A second one in sports?
To Your Health. Daily dose of practical news and advice.
Biz Quiz. Picture or multiple-choice quiz about mind-boggling business trivia.
Everybodyâ€™s a Comedian. Funny bits from late-night monologues, local comedians, staff guest-shots and amusing readers.
My Room … My Fridge … My Shopping Cart … My Handbag. Take your pick from these ideas for informative voyeurism. Satisfy curiosity about local notables, regular people and all sorts of recommended products.
Another Side of â€¦ Local notables talk about their lesser known sides, such as hobbies, charities, families, unknown parts of their histories. Or: 3 Questions. You ask celebs 5 questions and print only the 3 best.
Parallel Universes. An offbeat chart that compares coincidentally similar people or popular things.Â
Whatâ€™s Up With That? Regular short reaction piece to anything dubious in the culture. By different staffers every day.Â
Games, polls and tests. The more readers get up and do something because of us, the more weâ€™re a part of their lives. Go beyond puzzles and crosswords to social activities, like board games, group quizzes and tests, like the SAT Word of the Day, which preps college-bound kid while challenging the rest of us.
Reader Challenge. Or do a TV-style in-newspaper quiz show, We pick contests, run their pics & factoids, string out eliminations day by day to build suspense.
Steve Lovelady, an ex-Inquirer editor,Â once made the memorable remark that newspaper’s biggest threat wasn’t TV news, but TV dramas like L.A. Law. The ability of TV to captivateÂ is a big reason Americans have less time to read.Â SoÂ meet the challenge by embracing dramatic storytelling. Instead of inching multiple crime stories along day by day, adding this ID and that blind investigative alley,Â patiently flesh outÂ the fullÂ story untilÂ it can recreated in full, suspenseful narrative fashion.Â Make itÂ a must-read, like must-see TV. AndÂ schedule such storiesÂ regularly. Perhaps even do reruns. (Book collections of such cases?) Document the day-to-day details online, to stay competitive with radio and TV, but reserve the dramatic epic exclusively for print.
The needed newspaper revolution could learn fromÂ one on TV: Faltering ratings were boosted, temporarily at least, with the surge in reality TV. Basically, such shows were (a) cheap to produce, and (b) based on providing contrived vicarious thrills. How do real people behave? In a way, isn’t that one reason we read newspapers? To find out about ourselves? So why not (remember we’re talking the life or death of a business, a medium here) brainstorm ways to find out some of those answers using real people? Create a serial that runs every day, hooking readers to find out what comes next …
Help for the Helpless. Go to a halfway house or hospital and find people in need of a little support, a hand up. Tell their stories. Arrange sessions with experts. Chart progress. Appeal for help finding the people a job.
The Biggest Loser. There’s no reason a weight-loss group / contest can’t be a continuing saga.
Read Dating. Why not chronicle attempts by singles to meet a mate? Follow the tales of a small group as they try this service, these ads, this author’s advice, that online service.
The Apprentice. Again, why not a print version? A local business personality gets publicity in exchange for conducting an in-print talent search. With A-to-Z tips on finding jobs. Maybe run this in your Help Wanted section, to attract more attention to those ads.
Columnist for President. Sure, put your most lovable grassroots-stained wretch on the ballot. Then let him conduct the campaign in print. Offer equal time, of course, to the real candidates. Stupid? Subversive of the election process? Hey, maybe it would actually get people to pay attention to politics and even vote.
This is just a sample of the possibilities. In small towns where the local news is yawn-inducing and the national news has already been coopted by TV and CNN.com, sure could bring a little fun and life back to pulp.
Maybe coordinate this with a local TV news or radio talk show, boosting both parties on the Buzz Meter.
See what happens when you suspend focus on “news” and instead just think about what else can go on “paper”?
Not saying Rush Limbaugh should hold court on your editorial pages. (Not knocking that, either.) Asking how the energy and give-and-take of the best radio talk could swiped and put in print.Â
Best bits of the Morning Zoos. High jinks hghlights.
Host online chats, and slap some of the lively dialogue in print.Â
Do team writing, or team talking, with transcripts of the forum-like topic-hopping conversations.Â
Have contests. Throw out a question. Best answer / 50th caller (to newspaper number) wins a prize.Â
Do stunts. Dress up in the most creative costume, and email us your picture. We’ll print the wildest ones.
How can we put music in print? Either put the newspaper on CD, or have some kind of barcode you scan. Perhaps using your cell phone. It recognizes the code, or hooks into a Web link, and presto, you listen to a song or speaker without putting down your paper. (Have seen and heard ideas similar to this.)
Ramblings, a column that skips around between all sorts of newsy bits and smart remarks.Â One columnist or contributions fromÂ assorted staffers.Â
Gossip columns are popular, and so are TV series. Doesn’t it seem sometimes that people are almost as interested in TV characters as they are in real people? Aha! Do a newspaper column called “Character References” that’s “gossip” about what happened last night on TV. Write it up in chatty mock-shock-schlocky style. Boldface the unreal names.Â Only the wildest, wickedest, newsiest fictional events make the cut. Could broaden it to include famous characters from books and movies, too.